February 29, 2008

Office Birthday!

You know, kids, there’s nothing quite like 6 middle-aged women singing “Happy Birthday,” in their quietest inside-voices at 8:30am before your brain is fully functional. Possibly one of my better birthday moments.

Also topping the list is this birthday cake they got me!



I really meant to take a picture before we tore it a new one, but you get the general idea. It’s spice cake with whipped butter cream icing. It’s like a chai pastry. I love these people.

Later today the company is buying us lunch, as they do on the last day of each month, but today I’m pretending it’s on my behalf. We’ll see how many people fall for it…

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Fine Arts feast of one-acts delicious


This ‘a la carte’ menu should please different tastes

John Benson
Correspondent@News-Herald.com

Much as with a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get when you attend a showcase of new works from upstart playwrights.

Still, that’s part of the appeal, which is why the Fine Arts Association’s 12th Annual One Act Festival, “Hot From the Oven: a la carte,” taking place weekends now through March 8 in the Corning Auditorium, remains one of the FAA’s treasured productions.

REVIEW

Thankfully, opening night Feb. 22 delivered one tasty performance after another. Veteran director Ann Hedger proves her talents by skillfully front-loading the show’s lively first act with momentum that carried the esoteric – but by no means slow – second act.

Specifically, “Kung-Foolery” is without a doubt the funniest “Hot From the Oven: a la carte” performance in recent years. Actress Krista Hiner plays the sweet, dutiful wife Karly, whose only wish was for her ninja-wannabe husband, Barry (Trey Gilpin), to once a year get along with her visiting mother (Yvonne E. Pilarczyk).

“Nobody else has tiger traps or throwing stars when she visits,” pleads Hiner with all the sincerity of a PTA mom.

The one-act work is stolen by Gilpin, whose Jack Black-esque physicality and Jon Lovitz-like line delivery resulted in wide-spread audience laughter. Kudos to the black ninja suit-wearing Gilpin for diving headfirst into his role and to Hiner for somehow keeping a straight face.

There are plenty of intended messages behind the first act of “Hot From the Oven: a la carte”; “Blog” commenting on the power of opinions, while “The Venting Machine” takes a laborious stab at economic-class rivalries. Actress Nancy Brooks provides the former one act with the perfect amount of ego, while Mark DePompei exudes a much-needed sense of entitlement in the latter.

As for the show’s second half, the productions are slightly less focused, more cerebral and drama-based, with “worlds Apart” bringing back together two Woodstock hippies and “Thirst” detailing the horrors of schizophrenia. While both feature topnotch acting, the back-to-back productions begin the second half of “Hot From the Oven: a la carte” with a downshift in tempo.

“Vacation” is another notable performance, detailing the pressures involved with, well, taking a vacation. For that production, Hiner switches gears into the type-A personality of Suki, while David Malinowski plays her pedantic husband, Ted. Tempers flare with divorce papers looming overhead because of familiar vacation stresses.

Then there is “An Embrace of the Afterlife,” which boasts the warm talents of Sarah Kunchik as the Woman. No doubt she is the prettiest grim reaper ever.

The evening ends with the hilarious “The Playwright’s Nightmare,” which in a nutshell exposes the audience to the terror often associated with a writer getting his or her work produced and subsequently edited and changed ot the point where the original story is barely evident.

Don Knepper plays the role of serious playwright Terry, who visits the final dress rehearsal of a community theater producing his heavy Catholic Church drama “Saving Salvation.” Brendan Sandham is stage manager Rob, who has taken a few liberties with the play.

“The only thing missing was Santa …so we put him in,” Sandham says enthusiastically.

If looking for a unique night of theater, the 12th Annual One Act Festival “Hot From the Oven: a la carte” won’t disappoint with its entertaining cornucopia of genres approach.

The 12th Annual One Act Festival, “Hot From the Oven: a la carte,” continues Thursdays through Saturdays through March 8 in the Fine Arts Association’s Corning Auditorium, 38660 Mentor Avel, Willoughby. For tickets, which are $22 for adults and $20 for seniors and students, call (440) 951-7500 or visit FineArtsAssociation.org

February 28, 2008

UPDATE '08

Nothing is as far away as one minute ago
~Jim Bishop

Christmas happened. Stop reading that pre-Christmas poem.

Obligatory update: 2008 (or UPDATE '08 for short)

My birthday is this Sunday. I mention it now because I probably won't post again before then. I will be turning 24. So I'm an adult now (for the most part). I have a 9-5 with health benefits and a 401K, I get an enormous sense of satisfaction from cleaning my apartment, and I get grumpy if I'm not in bed by 10:30. And I think I’m old enough to buy cigarettes. On the flip side, I'm reading a story about teenage vampires, I recently beat Resident Evil 4 on the Wii, I'm waking up early to watch Angel on TNT every morning, and I'm requesting that until March next year you refer to me as "Jack Bauer" in honor of the important number I have reached in years.

The theatre bug is being appeased right now. I'm in a One Act Festival called Hot from the Oven: a la carte. It takes me back to the olden days of the TAP One Act Festival, the highlight of the theatre semester at GCC. These are just as fun. I'm in two of them. One is called "Kung-Foolery," and is about a man-child preparing for his mother-in-law's annual visit by dressing as a ninja in order to fight her. The other is called, "Embrace of the Afterlife," and is very dramatic, abstract, and supposedly has a surprise ending that's really revealed in the title. It's great for me because they're two very different parts, and I get to show my range. "Kung-Foolery" is the first time I've ever done a lot of physical comedy (unless you count, "Magic Theatre"), so it's really stretched me as far as my comfort zone and physical boundaries. Basically I think of what Jonny Zungz would do if he were Trey-shaped. And in "Embrace" I get to do the crying thing, which is a challenge to do every night. I get to act like a diva and tell people I’m getting into character. I’m serious when I say it, but it still strikes me as odd…

Right after this I'm going to play Ernst in a production of Cabaret. It's cool mainly because Roundabout did the big revival, and I feel like it takes me back there a little. Actually I think the director was in the NYC run. And I'm very excited to polish my German accent. I also have an audition this weekend for "The Wiz." I think it's about time we were brave enough for an all-white version of this show. (I'm going to racist hell)

Then my theatre schedule gets interrupted because my idiot best friend decided to get married in the middle of July (pretend with me that this is a preposterous time to wed). I'm very excited about this wedding. Randi's my long time best friend (don’t call it 'BFF'), and I'm helping plan the event as well as singing in it. If you've been to any weddings where I've sung, you know we're all in for spectacular music… and then some shame-riddled crying into a microphone.

I’ve had six months to adjust to having a roommate. Things are going pretty well. We got some Christmas cards addressed to both of us, which seemed domestic and cute. We’ve done some collaborative decorative projects involving my expertise and Brendan’s love of cartoons. We might be having a party in a week or so. Luckily I did an overhaul on the cleaning last weekend. I’m still very happy that we have our own bathrooms. The more I look at it, the more I love where I live. Sure, it’s not terribly close to work, but the commute is worth the accommodations. The utilities are very reasonable (some would say it’s unreasonable that we have to pay them), it still feels brand-spanking new, and it has cool things like an actual kitchen and a fireplace.

Work is average. I eventually came back to the company where I temped before. I’ve been there since mid-November. There are few thrills, but I know that work will last longer than a month-long contract and will be steadier than free-lancing. But it’s crappy enough to keep my motivated eye on grad school prospects. I just have to decide whether I’ll still be here in another six months or if I want to try some place new. I should probably decide soon so I can plan accordingly.

My GCC computer is finally on its last leg. It’s a toss-up whether it will work or not. I can no longer burn CD’s, and it won’t let me upload pictures from my camera anymore. I discovered today that I can email pictures I take with my phone. This is probably common sense to most people, and in my defense it was common sense that brought me to this realization, albeit very slowly. Anyway, this means that I can post pictures again. And I will. Soon.

That about wraps it up for the update. Comment. Let me know you're still reading. Or if you'd like to continue...